[ WHO ]

[ [ is making this? ] ]

BI THE WAY is a text adventure made by a 24 year old landlubber from the United States. Please pray for his wayward soul.

[ [ is in this? ] ]

BI THE WAY is a text adventure filled with many unique and crazy characters, some of which include:



DR. JOAN BISON
Doctor of Engineering. Mother and captain of the BISON & DAUGHTER RESEARCH CREW submarine.

DR. NEWTON BISON
Meteorologist. Father and dad-pun pun-fessional of the BISON & DAUGHTER RESEARCH CREW.


BETH BISON
Doctor of Astronomy. Daughter to JOAN & NEWT BISON. Lead navigator to the BISON & DAUGHTER RESEARCH CREW.

PRUE BISON
Doctor of Marine Biology & General Surgeon. Daughter to JOAN & NEWT BISON. Lead medical expert to the BISON & DAUGHTER RESEARCH CREW.

PERI BISON
Doctor of Oceanography & Computer Science. Daughter to JOAN & NEWT BISON. Lead wifi-wiz to the BISON & DAUGHTER RESEARCH CREW.


MONSTER OF THE WEEK
The thing lurking from episode to episode, chapter to chapter. Can't you see it from the corner of your eye?

[ WHAT ]

[ [ is this? ] ]

BI THE WAY is a text based adventure taking place in the distant future where humankind has colonized the moon and brought metropolis to its ocean floors. We follow our protagonists, the stow away crew of BISON & DAUGHTERS, as they discover the abandoned underwater sea colonly of CAPRICORNUS-25.10. Will they discover the secret of the colony before it manages to find them first?

[ WHEN ]

[ [ will there be more stuff? ] ]

BI THE WAY is a text adventure currently in an inconsistent update schedule. The writers, bakers, and candlestick makers of BI THE WAY have attempted to commit to a biweekly release of content for our readers.

If you find yourself craving more, let us remember the words of the ancients:

Avarice, bad!
Down, boy!

[ WHERE ]

[ [ can we hear more from you? ] ]

BI THE WAY's creator, like any benevolent creator, has many offspring as well as mouths. Feel free to listen to him here:

[ To Be ASPECted ]
[ Poco A Poco ]
[ The Hunter Ace-Thetic ]

[ WHY ]

[ [ just why? ] ]

BI THE WAY is a text adventure being made purely for fun. Any monotery gain made from this is strictly due to the many good luck posts that have been retweeted in the last half hour.